Dean College Bro Finds The Kid Who Stole His Foamposites, Assult Ensues

Worldstar – “The kid in the green jacket stole foamposites out the room of the dude in the grey dorm room & they both dont know each other & the dude in the grey been missing the foamposites for 2weeks & out of no where this kid who’s been rocking the same jacket & the same one pair of jordans through out the whole year appears with pine green foams the same size as the dude in the grey is missing

Now I don't condone assault, hitting a man while he's down or making a mockery of someone that's only half conscious, BUT I do know that I would be pissed as fuck if someone jacked my Foamposites from me. Last spring I went through a phase where I internally debated about whether or not to shell out $200+ for these sneakers daily. It was bad, constantly checking eBay to see if prices dropped, looking for black market deals on sketchy websites. Eventually I decided to just go with far more reasonably priced Air Penny III's, but there's still a part of me that longs for those foamy classics. So I can't hate on Early 20's Xzibit here for being angry and taking back what was rightfully his. However, what I can hate on is the idiot who talked on camera while wearing his Dean Football hoodie (has self incrimination ever been more blatant?). I'm sure he was called in for questioning before he made it back to his dorm room. And what was up with the bro in the Miller Lite letterman jacket? Way too much swag coming off someone in such a stupid jacket. Get you're shit together bro. At the very least step your game up to Bud, ML is basically just beer-flavored water.

-fresh (@danye33)