Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Let Danny Utes Get You Drunk This Saturday
God knows I've already whored this event out enough over on the old 'book, but for those of you who aren't Facebook friends with me, I'll be making my bartending debut this Saturday night over at Johnny Utah's from 9-12 (51st between 5th/6th ave). It's going to be an absolute shitshow and $20 will get you unlimited beer/wine/well mixes from 9-11. So come on out and get drunk, make a fool of yourself, ride the bull and get laid. And if we get a good enough turnout I could parlay this in to a full time gig, which would be nice considering I make exactly zero dollars off of this blog.
Now I know that at these all you can drink bar parties you're "technically" only allowed to order one drink at a time, but for any 2MW fan who comes up to me and orders their drink while saying "Utah, gimmie two" you can rest assured your ass will have two drinks in your hand by the time you walk away from that bar.
See you savages Saturday!